Fwd: Fw: bubba's

Introducing Bubba's Why Pay More to Licensed Retailers, When I Can Save You Som Money. 
Don't have a spoon?  I can fix that!
 Seatbelt broken?  I can fix
that!
 New TV too big for the old
cabinet?  I can fix that!
No bottle opener?  I can fix that!  
 Room too dark using compact
fluorescents?  I can fix that!
 Electrical problem?  I can
fix that!
Car stereo stolen?  I can fix that!
Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
 I can fix that!
Can't afford a real GPS?  I can fix
that!
 No ice chest?  I can fix
that!
Can't read the ATM screen?  I can
fix that!
Car imported from the wrong country?
 I can fix that!
Satellite go out in the rain?  I
can fix that!
Need a hotplate?  I can fix that!!
Wiper motor burned out?  I can fix
that!
Display rack falling over?  I can
fix that!
Desk overloaded?  I can fix that!
Car can't be ordered with the "
Woody " option?  I can fix that!
Exhaust pipe dragging?  I can fix
that!
Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?
 I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk?  I
can fix that!
No skatepark in town?  I can fix
that!
Got anything else that needs fixin'?