100 men of the rules
In addition to the Criminal Code and the SDA in a man's life is still a lot of any "possible", "no", "always" and "never." That's a hundred picked muzhckih rules. Like - to take on board.
1. When you walk into a restaurant of national cuisine, choose the one to go to the representatives of this nationality.
2. If the airport miss a connection, search for Fast Track - a separate line for being late to transplant or lomis in the queue for business class.
3. If a friend or loved one calls you from the police asking for help, you must do everything in your power.
4.Ty you have the right to hit another man with his foot in the groin just in case of threat to life or health.
5. You have the right to say "I do not know" to any question relating to your friend, and given his wife or girlfriend.
6. Do not promise your child that you can not do.
7. Always screw cap on the bottle, after nalesh (popesh).
8. You must borrow another machine, screwdriver or any other thing, if he asks you about this no later than 12 hours.
9. You do not have to be nice and friendly with their husbands or boyfriends girlfriends your girlfriend.
10. If the queue is in a single window or door, always look for a number of second or machine with the same functions. And just not finding it, join the crowd.
11. On the road, always missed at least a forward driving trucks. Of all the men at the wheel they are least likely to want to harm you, and are most at risk in case of delay.
12. Pizza to eat with your hands, taking a piece of bread crust. Fold piece in half and oil fields, if the waiter forgot to serve.
13. If your weak or too drunk to provoke another fight, you are obliged to act on his side. But if he did run up - no obligation.
14. Do not argue with salespeople, waiters and other staff. In case of conflict immediately call the chief of them.
15. Not a man to promise to marry or to say that you love to drag a woman into bed.
16. You can not take the company's mistress, if friends come with their wives. And vice versa.
17. In the boat, do not try to pull his hands flexing. Rowing - is a series of slopes with a straight back and straight arms.
18. Car rule of three "e" Give way to fool.
19. If you attacked a shark, hit the bloody stump of her hand right on the nose!
20. You must stop a drunk friend, who tries to tell you someone else's secret.
21. You are not entitled to claim from the woman that she spoke about her ex.
22. A girl friend - not a girl!
23. If the link is broken, always calls back to the one who originally called.
24. If you broke a borrowed thing, you must fix it or buy a new one.
25. Not cool not to go to the polls: your unused ballot-ized serve stuffing.
26. Always call back a friend, if not able to answer.
27. If you can once again not to eat salt - no salt.
28. You must accept trash and throw things when:
a) can not use it right now;
b) not used it at least a year or
a) Do you have another thing with the same functions.
29. Firing of anything was rested in something and dropped weapons sights a little lower than seems right.
30. Cigars can not kindle petrol lighters. Cigars can not be put out, jabbing them in the bottom of the ashtray. Simply put the butt and let him go out.
31. The taxi always sit in the back seat.
32. When the push-ups, always tucked shirt in shorts, otherwise you will not see her belly.
33. Always ask them for any job more money than it's worth it.
34. Do not betray his wife within a hundred miles from home.
35. If you get lost, meet there, where they saw each other last time.
36. Never discussed the amount of the bill in a restaurant with those whom you entertained.
37. No man is obliged to shake hands with another in a lavatory or exit.
38. When eating at a Japanese restaurant, will never stir wasabi - let him disappear. Sushi luggage into the sauce to one side.
39. Never get involved in the conflict couples.
40. Never stand in the left lane to the left with twisted wheels.
41. Even unloaded weapons can not be sent to the person.
42. If you wear a suit has managed, the belt and shoes should be monophonic.
43. Even uncomfortable say, but - rip off the sleeves of his jacket with the label.
44. Do not dilute malt whiskey cola.
45. Do not joke with the authorities when you ask formal questions such as "You're carrying a bomb?".
46. You should clean or at least rinse your hair brush before brushing just washed hair.
47. Do not wear a fake.
48. The restaurant always take extreme pair of devices for each subsequent meal.
49. If in the first fifteen minutes at a poker table you can not understand who is the sucker, then it's you.
50. It is unworthy to drink beer from bottles, cans or plastic, if at hand is a glass.
51. You have no right to ask a friend to help you with any nonsense (to fix a computer, to carry things), if one earns more per hour than the corresponding professional.
52. There are no circumstances in which a man can drink hard liquor. If "no go", mix a cocktail. Whiskey-Cola - this is not the same as that drink whiskey cola.
53. Rude to grumble about the quality, variety, or zaboristosti what you treat.
54. Counts the money, even if you take them from family and friends.
55. Prohibited from asking another, "And when you get married?" In the presence of his girlfriend.
56. If you attack a dog, pretend that you raise the stone from the ground.
58. Do not take off your clothes before your partner during sex.
59. On the stairs, a man must go below the woman.
60. Always book room at the hotel through the Internet, even if you are already standing in the lobby.
61. After the booze always Drink before going to bed a little more plain water.
62. Last cigarette from someone else's stack can not be taken.
63. There are no situations in which two men may both be under the same umbrella.
64. Before calling the question, "Well where are you?" Every person needs to be late for five minutes over the deadline.
65. Three situations in which women do not skip ahead:
? elevator
? back seat of a car
? unfamiliar place.
66. Men do not go together to buy clothes for themselves.
67. Do not talk on a cell in a public transport than a minute.
68. At the confluence of two roads, always observe the sequence: you missed, you missed.
69. Pull apart fighting dogs, taking their hind legs and lifted off the ground.
70. Even if all the other topics have been exhausted, never ask another man who he is on a horoscope.
71. The winner must give his opponent at least one opportunity to win.
72. Do not buttoning the bottom button on his jacket.
73. Never impose your phone with a girl acquaintance.
74. Traveling to Russia, refuel, when you have left polbaka.
75. Not to drop into a dead zone for heavy vehicles. It is right at the cabin.
76. Always ask permission from the person before you put it in a photo Network, especially if shot in the final stages of corporate parties.
77. Finished with a meal, always put the knife and fork parallel.
78. Always write or call back after the first woman to sex the next day.
79. Buckle.
80. Change to his wife with her girlfriend - zapadlo.
81. Divided by zero - do not!
82. Not polite to comment on the actions of man, which raises or drag of gravity, unless you are carrying this grand marble together.
83. Always switch off your mobile in a cinema. Zadolbali already! Said a hundred times!
84. There is only one way to pour beer man - on the wall, bending the glass.
85. When buying flowers, always take those with a longer stem. This means that they are young and they've never cut.
86. Faced with a polite attitude on the road, be sure to say thank emergency lights.
87. Rule Head: praise in public, scold in private.
88. During armwrestling always set his right foot forward.
89. In a strange city go to that restaurant, where most people.
90. Never stand in line, if your time is not worth it. To do this, once and for all to calculate how much you earn per hour, and this amount correlates with the loss of time.
91. When doing a census of the text into your blog, always try to find and identify the source.
92. Arguing, especially with a woman, try to use instead of "you-messages" "I-messages":
instead of "You zadolbali" always say "I feel zadolbali", etc.
93. To take the bright light beer food (pasta, fish, cheese), to the dark - dark (roasted meat).
94. The only person who has the right to watch porn with you - this is a woman with whom you sleep.
95. By paying a deposit for a hotel or car, as well as online shopping, use the no debit card and credit.
96. Never let someone close to duty more than willing to give him.
97. Before the responsible medical procedure ask her opinion about the need to have at least three experts.
98. If you put a woman in an unfamiliar car, remember the number, or at least pretend.
99. Do not comment on the exterior or the nature of the girl, which your friend was foolish enough to start a serious relationship.
100. The golden rule of ethics: do unto others as you want others do unto you.
In addition to the Criminal Code and the SDA in a man's life is still a lot of any "possible", "no", "always" and "never." That's a hundred picked muzhckih rules. Like - to take on board.
1. When you walk into a restaurant of national cuisine, choose the one to go to the representatives of this nationality.
2. If the airport miss a connection, search for Fast Track - a separate line for being late to transplant or lomis in the queue for business class.
3. If a friend or loved one calls you from the police asking for help, you must do everything in your power.
4.Ty you have the right to hit another man with his foot in the groin just in case of threat to life or health.
5. You have the right to say "I do not know" to any question relating to your friend, and given his wife or girlfriend.
6. Do not promise your child that you can not do.
7. Always screw cap on the bottle, after nalesh (popesh).
8. You must borrow another machine, screwdriver or any other thing, if he asks you about this no later than 12 hours.
9. You do not have to be nice and friendly with their husbands or boyfriends girlfriends your girlfriend.
10. If the queue is in a single window or door, always look for a number of second or machine with the same functions. And just not finding it, join the crowd.
11. On the road, always missed at least a forward driving trucks. Of all the men at the wheel they are least likely to want to harm you, and are most at risk in case of delay.
12. Pizza to eat with your hands, taking a piece of bread crust. Fold piece in half and oil fields, if the waiter forgot to serve.
13. If your weak or too drunk to provoke another fight, you are obliged to act on his side. But if he did run up - no obligation.
14. Do not argue with salespeople, waiters and other staff. In case of conflict immediately call the chief of them.
15. Not a man to promise to marry or to say that you love to drag a woman into bed.
16. You can not take the company's mistress, if friends come with their wives. And vice versa.
17. In the boat, do not try to pull his hands flexing. Rowing - is a series of slopes with a straight back and straight arms.
18. Car rule of three "e" Give way to fool.
19. If you attacked a shark, hit the bloody stump of her hand right on the nose!
20. You must stop a drunk friend, who tries to tell you someone else's secret.
21. You are not entitled to claim from the woman that she spoke about her ex.
22. A girl friend - not a girl!
23. If the link is broken, always calls back to the one who originally called.
24. If you broke a borrowed thing, you must fix it or buy a new one.
25. Not cool not to go to the polls: your unused ballot-ized serve stuffing.
26. Always call back a friend, if not able to answer.
27. If you can once again not to eat salt - no salt.
28. You must accept trash and throw things when:
a) can not use it right now;
b) not used it at least a year or
a) Do you have another thing with the same functions.
29. Firing of anything was rested in something and dropped weapons sights a little lower than seems right.
30. Cigars can not kindle petrol lighters. Cigars can not be put out, jabbing them in the bottom of the ashtray. Simply put the butt and let him go out.
31. The taxi always sit in the back seat.
32. When the push-ups, always tucked shirt in shorts, otherwise you will not see her belly.
33. Always ask them for any job more money than it's worth it.
34. Do not betray his wife within a hundred miles from home.
35. If you get lost, meet there, where they saw each other last time.
36. Never discussed the amount of the bill in a restaurant with those whom you entertained.
37. No man is obliged to shake hands with another in a lavatory or exit.
38. When eating at a Japanese restaurant, will never stir wasabi - let him disappear. Sushi luggage into the sauce to one side.
39. Never get involved in the conflict couples.
40. Never stand in the left lane to the left with twisted wheels.
41. Even unloaded weapons can not be sent to the person.
42. If you wear a suit has managed, the belt and shoes should be monophonic.
43. Even uncomfortable say, but - rip off the sleeves of his jacket with the label.
44. Do not dilute malt whiskey cola.
45. Do not joke with the authorities when you ask formal questions such as "You're carrying a bomb?".
46. You should clean or at least rinse your hair brush before brushing just washed hair.
47. Do not wear a fake.
48. The restaurant always take extreme pair of devices for each subsequent meal.
49. If in the first fifteen minutes at a poker table you can not understand who is the sucker, then it's you.
50. It is unworthy to drink beer from bottles, cans or plastic, if at hand is a glass.
51. You have no right to ask a friend to help you with any nonsense (to fix a computer, to carry things), if one earns more per hour than the corresponding professional.
52. There are no circumstances in which a man can drink hard liquor. If "no go", mix a cocktail. Whiskey-Cola - this is not the same as that drink whiskey cola.
53. Rude to grumble about the quality, variety, or zaboristosti what you treat.
54. Counts the money, even if you take them from family and friends.
55. Prohibited from asking another, "And when you get married?" In the presence of his girlfriend.
56. If you attack a dog, pretend that you raise the stone from the ground.
58. Do not take off your clothes before your partner during sex.
59. On the stairs, a man must go below the woman.
60. Always book room at the hotel through the Internet, even if you are already standing in the lobby.
61. After the booze always Drink before going to bed a little more plain water.
62. Last cigarette from someone else's stack can not be taken.
63. There are no situations in which two men may both be under the same umbrella.
64. Before calling the question, "Well where are you?" Every person needs to be late for five minutes over the deadline.
65. Three situations in which women do not skip ahead:
? elevator
? back seat of a car
? unfamiliar place.
66. Men do not go together to buy clothes for themselves.
67. Do not talk on a cell in a public transport than a minute.
68. At the confluence of two roads, always observe the sequence: you missed, you missed.
69. Pull apart fighting dogs, taking their hind legs and lifted off the ground.
70. Even if all the other topics have been exhausted, never ask another man who he is on a horoscope.
71. The winner must give his opponent at least one opportunity to win.
72. Do not buttoning the bottom button on his jacket.
73. Never impose your phone with a girl acquaintance.
74. Traveling to Russia, refuel, when you have left polbaka.
75. Not to drop into a dead zone for heavy vehicles. It is right at the cabin.
76. Always ask permission from the person before you put it in a photo Network, especially if shot in the final stages of corporate parties.
77. Finished with a meal, always put the knife and fork parallel.
78. Always write or call back after the first woman to sex the next day.
79. Buckle.
80. Change to his wife with her girlfriend - zapadlo.
81. Divided by zero - do not!
82. Not polite to comment on the actions of man, which raises or drag of gravity, unless you are carrying this grand marble together.
83. Always switch off your mobile in a cinema. Zadolbali already! Said a hundred times!
84. There is only one way to pour beer man - on the wall, bending the glass.
85. When buying flowers, always take those with a longer stem. This means that they are young and they've never cut.
86. Faced with a polite attitude on the road, be sure to say thank emergency lights.
87. Rule Head: praise in public, scold in private.
88. During armwrestling always set his right foot forward.
89. In a strange city go to that restaurant, where most people.
90. Never stand in line, if your time is not worth it. To do this, once and for all to calculate how much you earn per hour, and this amount correlates with the loss of time.
91. When doing a census of the text into your blog, always try to find and identify the source.
92. Arguing, especially with a woman, try to use instead of "you-messages" "I-messages":
instead of "You zadolbali" always say "I feel zadolbali", etc.
93. To take the bright light beer food (pasta, fish, cheese), to the dark - dark (roasted meat).
94. The only person who has the right to watch porn with you - this is a woman with whom you sleep.
95. By paying a deposit for a hotel or car, as well as online shopping, use the no debit card and credit.
96. Never let someone close to duty more than willing to give him.
97. Before the responsible medical procedure ask her opinion about the need to have at least three experts.
98. If you put a woman in an unfamiliar car, remember the number, or at least pretend.
99. Do not comment on the exterior or the nature of the girl, which your friend was foolish enough to start a serious relationship.
100. The golden rule of ethics: do unto others as you want others do unto you.
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